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英语:煎蛋与扯蛋
我以前有个不懂汉语的室友。一次,我招待一个中国同学来家里吃饭。在我煎鸡蛋🍳的同时,我同学跟我舍友闲聊:
“Cooking eggs, he can; pulling eggs, I can.”
我想了半天,才明白他是想说“煎蛋,他行;
扯蛋
,我行。”
室友听我解释后,跟我说:"Isn't it amazing... I learned Chinese by talking with you guys in English."
英语II:你说个“水”字就那么难吗
中文
English
我(闲聊):“前两天fb给我推了个饮
水
机的广告…”
t(觉得我“water”的发音很怪): “等下!你再说遍那个词?”
我:“哪个词?”
t:“哎呀我不能讲…我讲出来了就算是告诉你了…”
我:“那你提示我一下?”
t:“你每天都要喝八杯…?🍵”
我:“咖啡☕️。”
t:“不对。你拧开龙头(tap)就会流出来…?🚰”
我:“生啤🍺。”
t:“哎呀不对。大海里面满是…?🌊”
我:“我的泪😢。”
t:“…你的人生惨得我都不敢问下去了。”
(Answer should have been water.)
Friend: What do you drink 8 glasses of everyday?
Me: Coffee. Friend: What flows out when you open up the tap?
Me: Draft beer.
Friend: What is ocean made of?
Me: My tears.
日语:公园与花园
在
新宿
时,有一次,我想去
花園神社
(Hanazono Jinja)⛩,可我误记成了"公園神社"(Koen Jinja)。
我拦住一个大妈,问道:
"请问公园神社怎么走?"
大妈:"❓❓❓"
我:"ko —— en ——神——社——"
大妈:"……你是想说'Hanazono 神社'么。。"
Urdu/Hindi 语:凉水我跳
想起之前在中国读书时,班里有个巴基斯坦小姐姐。
她看我喝矿泉水,就教我说:“凉水在 Urdu 语里念 Thanda Pani。”
我心不在焉,应和道:“噢噢。Thanda Pani
me gusta
。”
对于"me gusta",我心里想的是西班牙语里的“我喜欢”的意思。
她:“???你从哪儿学的这话???”
我:“???”
她:“这句话是‘凉水我跳’的意思…”
我:"好吧 O__O …"
后来有一次我在新德里搭突突车,司机明显绕了远路。我很生气,勒令他停车,可他开始装听不懂英语。情急之下,我就冒出一句:
“Hit the break now, or I’ll.... tuk-tuk
me gusta
!!”
印度佬爆笑:“Where did you learn that?? (*≧▽≦)”
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英语:煎蛋与扯蛋
英语II:你说个“水”字就那么难吗
日语:公园与花园
Urdu/Hindi 语:凉水我跳